Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There were two empty seats.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: An offer you can’t understand.Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?A: In the cemetery.Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?A: To practice.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.Q: What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.Q: What’s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.Q: What’s the definition of a lawyer?A: A mouth with a life support system.Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?A: No changes occur.Q: How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?A: The vultures aren’t gagging over the skunk.Q: What’s. I had a cup of coffee before I went down to the coffee shop. I was still in time to have breakfast before they stopped serving at 10AM.When I got back to the apartment, I found Dom aka Wheels having coffee. “So Dom, what could we have done to avoid that shit last night? At least the cops part anyway.” I asked.“If we had all stayed with the band, we probably could have discouraged the fans,” he said.“I think you have a point. Next time we stay with them till they are inside their motel rooms. After that the security is on the production company. Like it was last night.” I said. “The risk falls to almost zero, if no one knows in which hotel or motel they are staying. That cousin can stand in the hall all night.”“You don’t care if they die just so long as it’s not on us,” Dom suggested.Lucy2 had been listening. “Got that right wheels,” she mumbled.“Okay Nita,” I called in a loud voice. We are headed to Philly today, so call around and find me a police supply outfitter. I want six.
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